Crazy golf, market and greasy spoon on Dagenham bucketlist

PUBLISHED: 16:00 01 October 2014 | UPDATED: 17:21 01 October 2014

Enjoying a pint at the Eastbrook pub.

Enjoying a pint at the Eastbrook pub.


“There’s nothing to do in Dagenham, mate.”

Reporter Mark Shales and blogger Martin Ives play crazy golfReporter Mark Shales and blogger Martin Ives play crazy golf

That’s the response I got when I told friends of my weekend plans - a seven-stop tour across the “top things to do in Dagenham, before you die” as chosen by blogger Martin Ives, 33, of Darcy Gardens.

We began the weekend under grey September skies in a car park next to the A12, in the shadow of a tower block of flats, although luckily our first stop couldn’t be further removed from it’s less-than-scenic surroundings.

Moby golf, the UK’s largest crazy golf course is an 18-hole tour through waterfalls, ships and the mouth of a whale.

Inspired by the Herman Melville novel, and sitting opposite the Moby Dick pub, the hugely enjoyable setting is a reminder of the purported discovery of a washed-up whale in Dagenham in 1790.

Outside the Rosie Lee cafe, in Broad Street.Outside the Rosie Lee cafe, in Broad Street.

Despite fishing my ball out of more rivers and streams than I care to remember, the enjoyment was heightened by the sweet taste of victory - not that anyone was being competitive.

“It’s certainly not something I’d do every week, but I imagine it’d be great for young families,” said Martin. “It’s nice to see it play on the cultural heritage of the area.”

A short trip down Whalebone Lane took us to Bowlers Angling - a fishing shop on Cinema Parade.

While seeming an odd choice for a pair of fishing novices, it was an eye-opening experience if nothing else.

The list

Moby Golf in Whalebone Lane North

Bowlers Angling shop in Cinema Parade

Rosie Lee Café in Broad Street

Vue Cinema Dagenham in Cook Road

Sunday Market

Eastbrook pub in Dagenham Road

Curry Mahal Tandoori in Goresbrook Road

Whole shelves of catapults - the labels said they were for ground bait - and fridges full of all sorts of underwater nibbles, not to mention rods, nets and clothes make it a one-stop for all fishing enthusiasts.

“With so many businesses going online these days, it’s good to see some shops still benefitting from the personal touch,” said Martin.

Lunch was provided at our at our third destination, the Rosie Lee Cafe, on Broad Street.

“Probably the nicest greasy spoon I’ve visited in the borough,” explained Martin.

Insert your own rod and tackle jokes.Insert your own rod and tackle jokes.

With owner Mehmet Hassan, 42, boasting a personal collection of more than 4,000 Elvis collectables, pictures, records and even guitars give customers a treat for the eyes, while the huge breakfasts were perfect for empty stomachs!

After a short afternoon break, we reconvened at the Vue cinema for the Saturday evening showing of Liam Neeson thriller A Walk Among the Tombstones.

Although not totally won over by the script, being one of just 14 others made it a very attractive alternative to some of the over-crowded offerings elsewhere in east London.

Sunday afternoon began with a 45-minute browse of onesies, slush drinks and “designer” brands deliberately omitting certain letters.

Dagenham Sunday Market.Dagenham Sunday Market.

For a first-timer Dagenham Sunday Market was definitely something to remember, as was the journey getting there, but had to be followed by a pint at the Eastbrook.

Unfortunately a selfie outside our seventh destination, Curry Mahal, on Goresbrook Road was as close as we got because of time restraints, although purely by coincidence, Martin actually enjoyed a curry there later that evening.

Read Martin’s original list at

What do you think of the list? Is there anything we’ve missed?

Outside the Curry Mahal.Outside the Curry Mahal.

Send you own Dagenham, and Barking, bucketlists to or call 020 8477 3824 - and we’ll compile the best next week.

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